Review Motel 6 #1050 Six Flags East: Late Night Rudeness, Otherwise Good

September 30, 2009

When we checked in it was late so the regular lobby was closed. The woman who checked us in was rude, very curt, and clearly did not want me there. She seemed to get angry with me for not knowing what she wanted before she told me and for giving her too much information. She became upset and frustrated when I provided a printout of the confirmation e-mail instead of my ID even though she hadn’t asked for ID. She seemed very put out by the fact that I couldn’t read her mind. The rest of the check in process consisted of her snapping orders at me. We didn’t bother asking for information or a second room key because we just didn’t want the confrontation she was so off-putting. Not once did she say ‘please’ and the only “thank you” I got was at the end when she made it very clear she was happy she wouldn’t have to deal with me anymore, so proper manners would have been better.

That said, the person who helped us check out was very polite.

The pool was small but clean and cool which is ideal for warmer weather but not so great at the end of the day.

It’s somewhat within walking distance to the Six Flags if you’re feeling adventurous. There’s a McDonald’s across the highway but no direct pedestrian access so you’ll still want to drive to it.

They have someone patrolling the parking lot at night which is reassuring.

The room itself is your standard Motel 6 offering, clean and perhaps a bit more spacious than usual.


Vacation Visa Post-Mortem

September 29, 2009

Vacation is a time when I let loose and stop worrying about money – that’s part of the vacation covenant and I don’t want to do anything to break that however I leaned very heavily on my Visa this trip and given some of the difficulties I encountered that bares further thought before any future trips.

For the first time in over a decade I was faced with the prospect of my Visa card being rejected. First it was because of unusual account activity which is normal when you forget to tell them you’re going on vacation, although apparently my mother had taken care of that for me. That one case is generally easy to rectify with a simple phone call which is exactly what happened. But then on the last day of the trip my card started getting randomly rejected. Denny’s, McDonald’s, and automated parking meters would just say ‘Not Approved’ while bookstores, for example, accepted it just fine. When I called Visa after the first instance at Denny’s they said it was a problem with the merchant not my card and that my card would be fine. When the other instances occurred I was on the road and running behind so I didn’t have time for another lengthy phone call where I get put on hold twice for 10 or 20 minutes at a go. So for that last day we pooled our cash and never made purchases above what we had on hand (which wasn’t much), just in case. Gas stations and Carl’s Jr. took my card thankfully and had they not we could have probably just gone to an ATM or bank and paid some insane fees to get cash but it was still somewhat worrying.

Also when I got home there was a little bit of sticker shock with regards to how much I spent, only by a couple hundred dollars versus what I had figured I’d spend but that number was already significant to begin with, essentially an entire paycheque. I think it’s safe to say it’s the most I’ve ever spent on vacation before, although it also lasted at least a day longer than my last few vacations. I’m not entirely upset about that as the economy, particularly in two of the three states we visited, really needed the injection of spending and it was a rather special vacation but at the same time I don’t know that I want either the Visa problems or the sticker shock to become a habit so I thought I would take a look at the trip like I do in one of my one-month challenges. Not for recriminations or might-have-beens but rather just better understand what I did. As such I will talk exclusively in percentages rather than dollar amounts. Keep in mind I am only looking at Visa charges during the trip itself (so cash purchases like concert merch are not included); these figures do not include pre-purchased things like the Grants Pass hotel or concert tickets.

Here’s the breakdown…

Merchandise: 24%
Restaurants: 24%
Gas: 22%
Hotels: 18%
Entertainment: 10%
Fast Food: 3%

First some notes. I included pizza delivery under Restaurants on a count of you tip the delivery person. I included Krispy Kreme doughnuts under Merchandise because we didn’t eat them on the trip. Hotels represent the Motel 6s we stayed at and the upgrade and other fees at the Hyatt – since this does not include all the prepaid accommodations like the Travelodge, original Hyatt charge, or the Wilsonville Inn & Suites it can probably just be ignored. Merchandise also presents a unique case as I did almost all of my Christmas shopping for my son on this trip so that’s hardly frivolous and will represent future savings. I also included things like batteries and wiper fluid in Merchandise which were both usual vacation purchases. I also think my hunt for tax-free used Final Fantasy games was a bit of a one-off (both in goals and success rate – 4 games!!! I was just hoping for 1!) and I’m likely to get months of entertainment out of those.

Looking forward I doubt my next serious (i.e. non-minibreak) vacation will be a road trip so Gas shouldn’t be much of an issue unless renting a car and even then shall be much less. I did splurge on Entertainment but there were some unique opportunities like the San Francisco Bay Cruise and Dune Buggies that were both well worth it, in the future this could easily go either way depending on location – I’m sure my Vegas Entertainment percentage would have been pretty significant as well.

So there doesn’t appear to be any general conclusions that can be drawn other than $50 cash per day is not nearly enough even when you prepay for many accommodations and entertainment (like Six Flags and concerts) and that this was a pretty awesome and exceptional trip.


Season 5 Begins

September 28, 2009

For once I’m getting an immediate start to editing the road trip videos. I posted the teaser as fast as the technology would allow. Now the first two episodes of Season 5 are online. I announced their release with links on Twitter and mentioned them on Facebook but I thought I’d keep you blog folks in the loop too…

5×01 Technology Hates Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmEUwoianIQ
Alternate title was “How To Over Prepare For A Road Trip”

5×02 Portland Doesn’t Deserve It’s Own Episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HMUbJDncPg
No disrespect to Portland but we spend half an episode getting there and then don’t find anything worth filming once we arrive. Deer in Blaine, technology still hates me, and a giant R on the side of a mountain…I don’t pretend to understand.

5×03 will probably be all about Six Flags and 5×04 is the one everyone’s been waiting for…

Stay tuned.


Review ComedySportz Portland

September 27, 2009

Overall I had a fantastic time at this show, the caliber of the performers put the old Second City show at the Flamingo in Las Vegas to shame.

I was surprised to discover they had their own dedicated building but the venue was smaller than expected but that made the show more intimate and a little rawer - these guys have definitely not sold out.

They get a ton of ask-fors; I don’t think I’ve seen improv use that many audience suggestions before.

I also volunteered to appear in a couple scenes, one with a visitor from their Chicago location, apparently she was recently voted funniest woman in Chicago. One scene was about coffee and the other about hopscotch. It was a lot of fun doing improv again. They didn’t do the best job explaining the format to me so I guess I looked pretty terrified (when really I was confused) and one of them said to me “don’t worry, we’ll carry you” but once I wrapped my head around it I started getting them out of tight spots.

Probably the biggest and only drawback was the woman working at the concession who had the most horrendous laugh. It wasn’t so much a laugh as someone trying to vocally project the idea of laughing - it’s hard to describe but if you’re anywhere near her you’ll think the world is ending.

Plan your parking ahead as street parking is nigh impossible and very frustrating and the signage for where you’re supposed to park is tiny and hidden.

If you want some quality improv but don’t care where it happens this is for you.


Yes, YouTube

September 26, 2009

So I was at my mother’s today when I realized she hadn’t seen the minibreak episodes yet. When I went to play them for her on YouTube I was pleasantly surprised to discover little ads for the songs I used popping up during the videos. One click and you’re off to iTunes to buy them legally.

Brilliant move, YouTube. I think they’ve gone and taken a problem (users using music owned by other people but for completely harmless reasons) and turned it into a revenue opportunity. I think it’s fantastic that someone might like a song I use and then go and buy it for themselves.

Now let’s hope they’ve automated the process rather than just doing it for people who disputed the grounds of a copyright claim because I just uploaded the teaser for season 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQzzndgtDxo

Remember this is just a teaser; the actual episodes will be in HD and have more of a narrative. This is just to whet your appetite.

Oh, and if you, like my mom, missed the minibreak special episodes, begin your journey here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCA2saS6lbg


Review Motel 6 #47 Tigard

September 25, 2009

This Motel 6 resembles many others although seems cleaner than the norm. The pool is almost exactly as advertised and at a great temperature in September. The rooms aren’t spacious but they do the job. The TV is tiny and from the Stone Age. The bathroom only has a shower rather than a bath but is very modern. The water pressure however sucks and the shower is a little cramped.

 

The walls are paper thin when it comes to sound insulation so hope for quiet neighbours or expect to call the front desk. The beds are surprisingly comfortable.

 

The A/C is centralized and therefore not under your control but set to a good temperature - this can bring a slight smell of smoke into the smoke-free rooms but after a moment you don’t really notice it and I have a sensitive nose.

 

This Motel 6 is a nice place to stay for a night on a journey but not somewhere you’d want to make a destination.


The Jay Leno Show

September 15, 2009

For months people have been saying how the future of television hinges on this one show, this experiment. The idea is that if a talk show can do well at 10pm, then all the dramas in that timeslot – which are very costly to create – could be replaced with inexpensive talk shows or worse yet, more Reality TV.

I have mixed feelings. I like Jay Leno – he was a class act when I met him – but I also like scripted television and believe that unscripted TV, specifically Reality TV, could be the death of the medium. The internet’s already eaten newspapers for breakfast, could TV be on the menu for lunch? Now Leno is of course not Reality TV but it is a shift away from scripted television in the traditional sense.

Its recession economics – what can I create at a lower price to generate equal revenue? Or even if less revenue is coming in what can I do to improve my cost-to-revenue ratio?

I like writers. Particularly I like the current crop of writers – after years of ignoring almost everything on television suddenly there’s more shows I want to watch than hours available. Some of the best television is on the air right now and almost all of it is scripted: 24, The Big Bang Theory, Chuck, Castle, How I Met Your Mother and that’s just on Mondays. There’s also Lie To Me that’s very deserving of mention. Overseas there is some of the best television I’ve seen in years coming out of the UK like Doctor Who, Torchwood, Hustle, and The Sarah Jane Adventures. I can’t remember a time since high school when there were so many quality shows on TV. And there are some great semi-scripted shows as well such as The Daily Show and The Colbert Report – comedies that have on increasingly frequent occasion wandered into hard hitting journalistic backcountry that would make Murphy Brown proud. There are even some fantastic unscripted shows like Dragon’s Den and its American cousin Shark Tank on ABC.

So with TV doing so well creatively (American Idol’s ratings dropped significantly last year which I can only take as a good sign), why shake things up? I don’t want to see a dearth of scripted shows or funding. I don’t want 10pm to be Leno up against another talk show and 3 reality shows. Because then all the CSIs and other procedural crap will get squeezed into primetime and take timeslots away from shows like Chuck. Chuck barely got saved during the up fronts but you’ve got 8 shows out there were you can watch someone die a horrific and bloody death and then watch morons make bad puns about it for the next half hour. Would there not be more diversity on television if one of the CSIs had made room for, say, a second season of Knight Rider? Yea, Knight Rider had its flaws but it was something I could watch with my kid.

The prospect of Jay Leno’s new show isn’t nearly as bad as the evils of Reality TV but like Reality TV it’s cheap to make and that threatens the market of good ideas.

However there is also the possibility that the show just wants to present an alternative to all the crime shows – apparently one of the taglines was “100% more comedy and 98% fewer murders!” and on those grounds I have to respect their efforts.

Now after that rant I suppose I should actually talk about the show on its own merits and not it’s potential threat to television as we know it.

I had mixed feelings. First off I missed the monologue so I can’t comment on that. The car wash serenade was mildly fun but ran way too long, it felt like something SNL would have either rejected or put in the last half hour of a mid-season episode. Jerry Seinfeld was interesting and entertaining and I think it speaks volumes about him that he’s still a huge get 11 years after leaving the spotlight. The Oprah bit had some comedy to it but mostly felt like a commercial.

The Kanye West interview bares much examination. For one thing, this clearly inflated the ratings – it was why I watched I’m mildly ashamed to say. That having been said, Jay was more than a class act, he turned into a real reporter. Like Stewart with Cramer, Jay really held Kanye’s feet to the fire and wasn’t afraid to hold him to task for what he’d done. But Jay also showed compassion and humanity by eventually saving Kanye when he cleared had no idea what to say. Was Kanye genuinely upset? Not until Leno mentioned his mother which told me that’s still a sore wound for him and his emotional motivation had nothing to do with what he did to Taylor Swift. I don’t accept Kanye’s apology for 4 reasons.

One, his ever-so-condescending offer to “help” Taylor out made it sound like he thought she was some unsigned artist needing the lucky assistance of a great big celebrity like him to make a name for herself. Her last album outsold his last album 3 to 1.

Two, he tried to blame the whole thing on the death of his mother over a year and a half ago. “My pain caused someone else pain”? Please. That’s disrespectful to everyone involved. Maybe the death of your mom made you an alcoholic and you were drunk when you attacked a teenager on national television but how you respond to pain is your choice and your responsibility.

Three, he already apologized on his blog but then removed it – how long until he retracts this apology too?

Four, he said he’s going to take some time off to deal with his issues. Until he cancels some concerts or in some other way actually takes action along these lines, it’s just words.

I’m not sure how I feel about, immediately after offering this allegedly heartfelt apology, then taking to the stage and performing a song. Granted he was supposed to do that before this whole dust up and Jay even thanked him for not backing out of his obligation but it’s a little hard to take him as sincere when he performs moments after saying he needs to take a break and his stage presence is built around how awesome he thinks he is, that it’s hard to see humble there.

A part of me couldn’t help but think that in the days of battle rap a truly talented rap artist would have taken the song as an opportunity to lyrically apologize or at least make some kind of dedication or something. Clearly Mr. Auto-tune isn’t that kind of artist. That takes talent and sincere emotion – Wayne Brady is a better rap artist than Kanye could ever hope to be as far as I’m concerned.

So getting back to The Jay Leno Show I wish Jay a level of success that keeps his new show on the air but does not become a runaway hit or financial dynamo that reshapes the industry and I rather suspect that’s what Jay wants as well.

Of course if he wants to become the next Jon Stewart, well, then I wish him monumental success. I’d like to see him rip Glenn Beck a new hole or three.


Kanye West Doesn’t Care About Polite People

September 14, 2009

He essentially assaulted a teenager if you think about it. I do believe it meets the technical definition of assault. What would you call it? If you saw someone physically steal something from a 19 year old girl and then publicly embarrass her?

Kanye offered a half-hearted apology on his blog, and then removed it. AA and Emily Post should set him to rights.

He and Joe Wilson can tour together.

Kanye made the entire industry look pathetic; their silence (except for Beyonce, Kelly Clarkson, Pink and a few others) makes his display look acceptable to them. As a parent I am concerned about the example both are setting. And I am similarly concerned that neither seems to be being held accountable. It sends a horrible message and from a cultural standpoint it appears to be snowballing. Town Halls, then Joe Wilson, then Serena, now Kanye. Serena was the only one held accountable. So outside of tennis it seems this kind of behavior is just fine.

His last album went Platinum. Her last album went Triple Platinum. Country is practically a niche market nowadays, which frankly is generally how I prefer it as I am not a fan of the genre, so outselling a popular mainstream artist from a niche market is actually a huge accomplishment. I liked a couple of Taylor’s songs before this - after this I plan to buy her CDs and give them a real chance. Kanye on the other hand has never and will never see a dime of my money.


Thank You Mommy: GPS

September 7, 2009

Yesterday Mindi was pressuring me to open my birthday present from my mom right away – I was content to wait, something about opening a birthday present during fair felt very strange to me, but her urgency lead me to believe this might have something to do with our upcoming road trip. I was very pleasantly surprised to discover that it was a Tomtom GPS navigation system (it turns out it is NOT named for the all-weather alpacas from The Empire Strikes Back but rather the drums, which was somewhat disappointing to discover although I suppose I don’t have to worry about it smelling bad now). It had been on my wish list for ages, particularly given my affinity for road trips and such, but I honestly didn’t think I’d ever receive one. I suppose Mindi’s urgency was inspired by her fear that I might just up and buy one myself without telling anyone, which was in the back of my mind but this is September – I have rules to govern these situations.

I don’t buy myself anything that isn’t consumable between the beginning of September and the end of any birthday plans with the exception of Star Trek novels. That’s why I picked up 88 Minutes and Watchmen on Blu-ray right at the end of August; I was trying to make it in under the wire. The rule serves several purposes, the primary of which is to make gift buying easier for people. Lord knows I’ve been in my fair share of tight spots trying to buy gifts for other people so I’m happy to make the process easier for others any way I can such as with lists and spending freezes. Some people may think having a list is narcissistic but it’s really somewhat the opposite – I consider myself incredibly lucky to have people in my life that want to mark the anniversary of my birth with gifts and out of appreciation I owe it to them to make it as easy as possible. So with that in mind I should probably make some adjustments to my list: remove GPS and add Slippers…and I’d like to discourage random cheeses, not wanting to sound ungrateful it’s just that I prefer cheese in great quantities, not so much variety. But I digress.

So I started playing with my new toy yesterday, unfortunately we accidentally selected a bad daytime colour palette and I have yet to find out how to change it and for some reason the thing thinks I’m in the UK but deal exclusively in Euros. None of that really affects the functionality of it though and for that it’s pretty awesome. There are a variety of voices you can select – tempting as it was to go with Mr. T (“I pity the fool who doesn’t turn left at the next intersection, sucka!”) I selected a voice that sounds quite a bit like Pierce Brosnan in honor of that classic Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode.

That’s right, in honor of the Simpsons I passed up on Homer himself (“U-Turn! D’Oh!”) and instead went with someone who sounded like a one-time guest star. I guess I’m funny that way.

I was very disappointed that there was no KITT (“you missed that turn, Michael”), William Shatner (“don’t let them do anything that gets you out of that chair, because while you’re there…you can make a difference”), or Christopher Walken (“there’s gonna be traffic”) options. Or better yet they should have Kevin Pollak impressions of Shatner (“Risk! Risk! Is our…business!”) or Christopher Walken (“Stranded!”).

They did however have Burt Reynolds trying to pick up chicks and Dennis Hopper still coasting off Easy Rider. Sigh.

But in all seriousness I think this little gadget is going to eliminate 95% of the remaining stress from the trip – I had already done almost everything possible to cut down on stress as it was. This will also mean we won’t have to buy maps or print dozens of pages of turn-by-turn directions. A lot less time spent managing the trip and a lot more time spent enjoying it. Plus it lets us know the speed limit of the road we’re on and turns red when we exceed that limit by 7 kph or more and has the locations of emergencies services as well as a first aid and car repair database.

And it doesn’t stop there, this will make minibreaks and other roadtrips better too. You can take it with you in the palm of your hand and put it in another car very easily.


2009 Minibreak Miniseries

September 4, 2009

When I ended season 3 of the road trip videos with the tagline ‘Minibreak Special: Coming Soon’ I had envisioned doing it as a single episode, like a Doctor Who Christmas Special but when I finally sat down to begin working on it today it fell much more naturally into the format of a miniseries, more like Torchwood’s Children Of Earth – with the same number of episodes in fact. So I present the 2009 Minibreak Miniseries…

Jon’s Journey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCA2saS6lbg
The title was inspired by the various chapter names of Final Fantasy IV: The After Years

A Grand Day Out?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsIyNe8aO94
The title was inspired by an old Wallace & Gromit short, the punctuation inspired by the genesis-planet-like weather we encountered

Volcano!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjxHFfjgvYE
Named for the dessert, the punctuation inspired by the classic Star Trek episode ‘Operation - Annihilate!’

Monorail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzqXXGVJbBk
The title is a Simpsons reference, the song choice was oddly apt – an 80s rock anthem about addiction providing the background for a video about my kid’s obsession/love of trains

Gratuitous Cute Kid Footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQiQNupmTAI
Let’s face facts, he was the star of this trip, I originally set this to The Tragically Hip’s ‘700 Foot Ceiling’ and Deee-Lite’s ‘World Clique’ but it just didn’t quite set the right mood. Once I realized the theme was childhood innocence the choice of Barenaked Ladies’ ‘Same Thing’ became obvious

Now do please keep in mind this is a miniseries meant to tide people over until season 5, while the production values were the same standard as season 3 the narrative is obviously much thinner (Seattle can hardly compare with Vegas and Anahiem in terms of story-telling potential afterall). Nevertheless I hope you enjoy it, please feel free to leave feedback.


Birthday Wish List 2009

September 1, 2009

This is will be my first birthday since I bought our blu-ray player and HDTV so I’m hoping this will make gift giving easier since my blu-ray collection is still in its infancy. If that doesn’t suit your fancy the recent Mario and Final Fantasy marathons have done a lot to beef up my gaming interests and when it comes to games I’m happy to received a used product so that will hopefully help with cost.

 

Alternatively, if nothing below works for you American cash will be happily accepted prior to my upcoming vacation and babysitting is always welcome but is of course priceless and therefore not listed.

 

Now, on to my much-revised list as much has happened since Christmas…

 

Expensive ($100+)

GPS (pre-vacation)

Shaw HD Converter

Laptop

HD Camcorder

 

Pricey ($50-$100)

Super Smash Bros Brawl (Wii – Used Okay)

Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz (Wii – Used Okay)

Rock Band Guitar (Wii)

Luggage

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Wii – Used Okay)

Super Mario Galaxy (Wii – Used Okay)

 

Value ($30-$50)

16 GB (or larger) SDHC Card (Class 6)

Wii Remote

Khakis (size 32×30 - no pleats, cuffs, or blue)

Khaki Shorts (size 32 - no pleats or blue)

 

Inexpensive ($30 or less)

Final Fantasy Games (For Wii/DS/PS2/PS – not #3 on the DS or #7 on the PC – Used Okay)

Mouse (USB wired)

Keyboard (USB wired with Calculator button)

Mario Kart (DS – Used Okay)

Wii Points

London Fog Umbrella

Jockey Briefs (medium)

Black Dress Socks

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS – Used Okay)

Super Mario Sunshine (Gamecube – Used Okay)

Long Sleeve Casual Shirt (no chest stripes)

Wii Classic Controller

Sony Rechargeable AA Batteries

Sweater (V neck, no stripes)

3M Earplugs

TheatreSports Tickets

It Couldn’t Happen Here (The Pet Shop Boys Film, 1988 – any format)

 

Don’t forget Gift Receipts, just in case J

 

Blu-Rays

24 (Season 7)

Torchwood (all)

Ironman

Air Force One

Any Given Sunday

Blue Streak

Con Air

Dogma

Lethal Weapon 2-4

The Rock

Face/Off

Ocean’s 11 & 13

How I Met Your Mother (all)

Lie to me (all)

Rush Hour (all)

 

Please Do NOT Buy

DVDs which are also available in Blu-Ray

Fragrance

Jeans

Star Trek Books (have them all)

Ties (don’t wear them, have tons)

T-Shirts (have more than I can store)