Hawaiian Dreaming

May 29, 2009

Note: Delayed post.

The first dreary, rainy day after a week of sun seems an oddly appropriate time to begin to think about a vacation option that just yesterday seemed to gain some momentum.

Jon’s only vacation opportunity this year is December and Josh is unavailable. When discussing possible future vacations Josh had specifically said he wasn’t interested in Hawaii since he’s been there tons of times. So it seems wise to attack somewhere he’s uninterested in when he has to sit one out.

Traveling in December also provides significant disincentives to destinations like Edmonton, Toronto, and New York as their average temperatures have minus signs that month.

Such a trip would also provide Jon an opportunity to play tour guide.


One Month Challenge: April 2009

May 28, 2009

Of course all of the stuff in my previous 2 posts won’t happen if I don’t manage my money so here we go again…the format is Category: % of spending (difference from January)

Rent, Daycare, and Medical: 38% (down)
Groceries: 21% (almost doubled!)
Entertainment: 15% (same)
Fast Food: 10% (up slightly)
Gifts & Fuel: 6% (more than tripled!)
Transit/Grooming/Politics: 6% (huge increase!)
Dining Out: 4% (down a bit)

So my goal at the end of January was to reduce dining out and fast food and increase groceries – I suppose 2 out of 3 isn’t a bad score but that grocery increase is insane! In June of 2007 it was 5%, in January of this year it was 11% and now it’s somehow 21%. To put that in firm numbers, in January I spent $231.41 on groceries but in April I spent $427.30! The fast food dollars also increased and the dining out only decreased a little so it’s not a matter of shifting inefficient dollars to efficient dollars; this is just a wholesale increase! What gives? Did I suddenly develop a taste for caviar and somehow forgot about it? Are we perhaps just wasting more food now? Is it the recession causing food prices to increase?

Gifts and fuel also went up a lot but the gifts half is seasonal and the fuel issue is difficult to compare because the car we had at the time nearly died on Boxing Day and thus in January was on its last legs if we were even using it at all. So while disturbing this increase does sort of make sense.

Transit/Grooming/Politics can be explained pretty easily also, I bought my January bus pass early and the February one late so that transaction didn’t show up in January at all. I guess I didn’t get a haircut in January whereas both the kid and I got haircuts in April, and there weren’t any pending elections in January unlike April.

So what are my goals this time around? I don’t want to cut down on groceries per se but I do want to make sure I’m always getting a fair price and not wasting too much and perhaps watch the fast food spending a bit although the end of the television season and with it Pizza Mondays that will probably happen on its own.


Cashing In On Some Karma

May 27, 2009

For the last 2 weeks I’ve been seeding torrents into the 20+ share ratio, I did the dishes every night for a week last week, last night I treated the family to steak, and today I scored the girlfriend 2 tickets to Jeff Foxworthy and offered to watch the kid the night of the show so she can take her friend who she probably doesn’t see as often as she’d like.

 

So let’s first establish that I’m The Man, agreed?

 

Well I’m cashing in some of that Karma I’ve built up and I’m going to spend this whole post talking about vacations I want to take this year (and what the hell, future years as well), so sit back and hold on to your hat or just stop reading because as Peter David once said, “Oh…the tone of this book? For those people who like to be warned about such things? Well…it’s…It get kind of intense, actually. There. Now you’re warned. So…Let’s get deep. 1

 

One of the best openings to a novel ever, I quote it so frequently that I typed it out from memory and THEN checked the book to make sure I got it just right and only had to change a small handful of words.

 

Seriously, this thing is going to be epic. I’m starting an End Notes section; I haven’t done that since university.

 

Anyways, moving on…

 

Despite recent setbacks I still have every intention of taking 2 vacations this year. Yea, it’s ballsy and selfish but didn’t we just scientifically prove that I’m The Man? Now it’s far from certain that both vacations will happen and even if they do, they probably won’t exactly resemble what follows but I like to play the odds, the more attempts you make the more will actually happen. And if that’s not enough I have some long-range ideas too. Next year I turn 30 and I still intend to do so in my favorite place on Earth that’s outside of my home province…I just haven’t figured out where that is exactly…London and Orlando are probably the frontrunners right now. That’s right, Destination Birthday – I feel like I’m inventing the phrase. Whatever, you only get to turn 30 once and I plan to, for the day, live completely unencumbered, like some kind of trust fund kid – I want to be anywhere on the face of the planet that I choose and for the day not for a second care about the cost or inconvenience of doing anything – for one day in my life2 I will let nothing stand in the way3 of what I feel like doing. And let’s face facts, given the nature of my personality that will probably consist of eating at a Hard Rock and going on the London Eye or going parasailing and buying myself an outrageously expensive dress shirt and going dancing some place that appreciates Pet Shop Boys or catching some live theatre. It’s hardly earth-shattering stuff; just some good food, some indulgence, and maybe a little death-defying….sounds like fun4. It’s a Tuesday4. And then in 2011 I think I will want to return to Las Vegas to see the next iteration of Star Trek: The Experience.

 

Remember, nothing that follows is set in stone; they’re all just pie-in-the-sky ideas at this point.

 

San Francisco: Sept. 18th - 24th 2009 (Road Trip with Mindi)

 

So Eugene would seem to be the natural midpoint between Vancouver and San Francisco. I very nearly learned the hard way that Portland to San Francisco is a bit too much for a single day’s worth of driving. For one thing gas stations become sparse unexpectedly although our situation – the last gas station for a huge stretch of highway being tied up with a hostage situation – was likely (hopefully!) a rarity. But beyond how to spell it and that it is located in Oregon I know next to nothing about Eugene. I suppose it’s time I learned a bit more about the state I was born in.

 

So I guess it’s time to dust off the old Navigator’s Clipboard file format and sink my teeth into the sucker. Just what is there to do in Eugene? My preliminary search yielded an Air and Space Museum5, a Public Market6, a Hot Springs7, and… (Wait for it)…Theatre Sports! 8

 

Theatre Sports…clearly I’ve found the right city. The next leg of the journey would take us to Vallejo for Six Flags Discovery Cove…no, wait Discovery Kingdom9 is its new name…frankly I may never stop thinking of it as Marine World. Its looks like they still have V2 which was the ride Jon chickened out of10 in my previous visit. Not sure if we’d want to stay in Vallejo or San Francisco that night. Mindi pitched the idea the other day or rocking it like Toronto – stay in the cheapest places the whole time except for the last night in San Francisco when we’d splurge for the nicest place we could afford. I’m still mulling that option over.

 

As for what I want to do in San Francisco I have yet to ride a trolley car and would of course like to return to the Hard Rock11. Doing the whole Star Trek IV thing and going back to Ghirardelli’s12 are both on my list. Also must get awesome pictures of the Golden Gate Bridge13. I’m still not sure if I want to check out Alcatraz or not, even now 7 years after passing on my first opportunity – I’ll probably just let Mindi make the call on that one. My God has it really been 7 years? Wow13. The Navigator’s Clipboard for that city was a little sparse…further research would seem advisable.

 

Destination Unknown14: Dec. 3rd - 9th 2009 (Aerial Trip w/Jon)

 

Don’t let those placeholder dates fool you, this trip is so preliminary it’s not even yet in its infancy, it’s somewhere between Zygote and gleam in our eyes. We’ve currently narrowed possible destinations down to 3 if I were to be honest about it: Orlando, Hawaii, or Anaheim. Obviously being in December we’d want to travel to warmer climes – if there’s anything I learned about taking a Spring Break trip with my mom to Toronto when I was in high school it was that…stupid frozen Niagara Falls. I got my revenge in 2003 though.

 

Anaheim is problematic due to Jon’s dislike of rollercoasters but the fact is we had an awesome time last visit13 so I don’t really see that being a serious hindrance. There was so much left undone.

 

I think we need to admit that if we end up going to Orlando that definitely favors my interests. The fact is I fell in love with the place in 2007, there was so much to do but I never felt rushed. There was so much at our fingertips and whole other worlds of stuff to do not much further beyond. Craig was right about Florida when we were in Prague and he was telling me how much I would enjoy it – and I haven’t been to most of the stuff he talked about yet! I know I turned to Mindi many times that trip and said, “Jon would love this!” Particularly I remember thinking that about the comic book area of Islands of Adventure15 and Sleuths16. Plus we never made it to Kennedy17…there aren’t any launches in December though18.

 

I wrote about Hawaii extensively yesterday, for me it’s just a huge (kind of expensive) question mark with Jon as tour guide.

 

Destination Birthday: Sept. 16th - 23rd 2010 (Aerial Trip)

 

I think given that the big day falls on a Tuesday I’ll have to abandon the flying Thursday-to-Wednesday to save money convention but this is my big trip so why not do so by adding a day or perhaps more? Obviously the destination is far from decided but currently it would seem to be a grudge match between London and Orlando. They’re both very special places to me but which is my favorite place on Earth? Now I spent my 27th Birthday in Orlando so would doing so again for my 30th make it less noteworthy? And there’s something to be said for being able to say I celebrated my 30th birthday in London. But Orlando is unquestionably more fun. If I end up going to Orlando with Jon this winter I may be less inclined to consider Orlando for the big day but alternatively if I fall in love with Hawaii I may want to return there instead.

 

You only turn 30 once; I want to do this right.

 

Assuming prices don’t fluctuate in the next year (Expedia doesn’t go quite that far ahead) I could stay in a pretty nice place for $1,500 per person which for 8 days in London isn’t bad. Especially when budget options start at $1,200 and luxury options would run upwards of $4,200. Alternatively Orlando would be $700 for nice, $1,100 for luxury, and budget $600. But this can’t be decided by price – for once in my life2. The point is that both are affordable. I mean affordable as in possible not as in sustainable mind you but I am perfect willing to take a permanent hit to my savings to finance this.

 

But be it London, Orlando, Hawaii, or the Moon I’d like to get sufficient warning out there to anyone who might want to join the adventure.

 

Las Vegas: Nov. 3rd - 9th 2011 (Aerial Trip with Whoever)

 

As mentioned the 2010 trip is likely to be a kick in the pants to my savings so I think I’ll want to go budget the following year as I lick my financial wounds. Here’s a rough estimate of the trips that would precede it:

 

San Francisco 2009: $1,000

Destination Unknown 2009: $1,500

Birthday Destination 2010: $3,500

 

So assuming that I was not able to repay any of that to my savings but also assuming nothing else attacked my savings I wouldn’t have much left. I am hoping that I can make 2009 sustainable partly due to extra work from the Olympics and perhaps the odd election. 2010 is not likely to be sustainable so I will probably want to go cheap in 2011 to assist in rebuilding what I had blown. This would dovetail particularly well given that Star Trek: The Experience is due to reopen sometime in 201019 therefore it’s a hopefully safe assumption that it will be up and running in November of 2011.

 

In Conclusion…

 

So this is the current state of my travel dreamscape. Again nothing is set in stone and the likelihood of any of this occurring as discussed is pretty remote but, for me at least, it’s nice to think about and something to work towards.

 

End Notes

1 Peter David, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine #2 ‘The Siege’, 1993

2 54*40 – One Day In Your Life

3 Spectre General – Nothin’s Gonna Stand In Our Way

4 James Tiberius Kirk, Star Trek Generations, 1994

5 http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g51862-d144754-Reviews-Oregon_Air_and_Space_Museum-Eugene_Oregon.html

6 http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g51862-d144751-Reviews-Fifth_Street_Public_Market-Eugene_Oregon.html

7 http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g51862-d117023-Reviews-Terwilliger_Hot_Springs-Eugene_Oregon.html

8 http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g51862-d319371-Reviews-ComedySportz_Theater-Eugene_Oregon.html

9 http://www.sixflags.com/discoveryKingdom/index.aspx

10 The ride we walk under at 1:40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlIa0an3NKY

11 http://www.hardrockcafe.com/locations/cafes3/cafe.aspx?LocationID=97&MIBEnumID=3

12 http://www.ghirardelli.com/

13 http://www.geocities.com/cow_manx/trip3.html

14 OMC – How Bizzare

15 http://www.universalorlando.com/amusement-parks/islands-of-adventure.html?__source=prtnr.unistudios.web.topnav

16 http://sleuths.com/

17 http://www.nasa.gov/centers/kennedy/home/index.html

18 http://www.nasa.gov/missions/highlights/schedule.html

19 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Experience


What The Deal With…Hawaii?

May 26, 2009

I’m not sure that I’ve ever understood the fascination with Hawaii. Today I thought to educate myself and when I actually sat down to see what was available it all seemed either beach, underwater, or food related. They have some military and astronomical attractions (apparently they have something like 16 observatories) but by-and-large it seems to be all about beaches, water activities, and food.

Now don’t get me wrong I can see the appeal in a lot of that but I think the level of interest might just have something to do with where you’re from. I’m from a coastal city however with relatively easy access to beaches – I could go lay on a beach this weekend were I so inclined. Okay, well, not THIS weekend, weekend after next. Actually, that’s not a bad idea…

The point is the allure of a pristine beach doesn’t have quite the sway over me that it seems to have over other people. Water activities could be fun but when we’re talking water-based fun I think about water parks and tubing – not scuba diving or snorkeling. I guess part of it is that I’m not a big animal guy, zoos aren’t really my thing – they tend to bore me to be completely honest. I suppose that’s one of the great things about Marine World or Discovery Cove or whatever the Six Flags in Vallejo is calling itself these days – thrills rides and animals so I can be happy and so can any normal people who might happen to come along (it appears my disinterest in animal life puts me in a minority). Frankly it’s a wonder I enjoyed myself at SeaWorld in Orlando as much as I did - I actually want to go back to SeaWorld and not for the rides…how weird is that? Although I WOULD still go on the rides, that’s not the point. But SeaWorld is the exception, not the rule.

So that brings us to the third thing, the food. Anyone who knows me knows that I’m not very adventurous when it comes to food. Prior to 2003 I’d never had a quesadilla for example – don’t get me wrong I enjoyed it but I wouldn’t travel for it. I wasn’t completely sold on prawns until I had some at Wolfgang Puck’s in Vegas, now I’m crazy for them. When it comes to food I like the familiar well done or with a slight twist, although when on vacation I do try to have at least one new food, that’s more of a footnote, it’s not why I go.

And what makes Hawaii different from Cancun?

For that matter, why was I so keen to go to Cancun years ago? Was it peer pressure? People at work, specifically Tara and Eleana, had been telling me all about their trips to Cancun and they sounded so great and affordable. Of course when Burton and I came within a hair’s breadth of going I was a different person in different circumstances. The clubbing nightlife in the resort appealed to me much more than it does today, and I was prepared to splurge pretty hard if I recall correctly my spending floor was $1,400 and the ceiling $3,000 - just for me! And that’s not even accounting for 5 years worth of inflation! A spending floor! Like some deals would have somehow been beneath me! Nowadays the prospect of spending more than a grand on anything that doesn’t take me to Europe seems ludicrous. I remember one of the big appealing points of Cancun was the swim-up bar – I’ve never been a big drinker and I drink a lot less now than I did then! Mormons probably indulge more than I do now. The island of golf karts sounded pretty cool as I recall but now I have trouble seeing that as being amusing for very long. Heck, I went on at length about the Coco Bongo and I didn’t even LIKE The Mask!

Is it a matter that I’m older now or is it perhaps just that I’ve travelled more and know myself better? I’ve been to Europe, which was a pretty eye-opening experience with regards to travel. I’ve been to Orlando. I know for $600 I can go ride The Hulk and see Sleuths and touch a dolphin. Compared to that why would I pay $900 to sit on a beach? Back then I just knew that I wanted to go places, have some fun and unique experiences but I didn’t really know what I wanted or would enjoy, not really, not as well as I do now.

I will admit I still have yet to stay at an honest-to-goodness resort, I am still very curious as to what that would be like. The phrases “pool scene” and “social coordinator” are still slight head-scratchers for me.

If I were to make a list of things I wanted to do in Hawaii right now it would probably have like 3 things on it – see Pearl Harbor, an astronomic observatory (and we have one of those where I live too), and maybe parasailing if I could screw up the courage. My list of things to do in Toronto is at LEAST twice as long! Toronto! Hell, Wonderland alone would probably be as much fun.

Now granted at lot of this could just be my ignorance. I know so very little about what Hawaii has to offer. Maybe they have amusement parks and water parks and improv dinner shows and other such amusement but that’s why I’m putting the question out there: What’s the deal with Hawaii?

But what if that’s not the case? What if it’s all lounging around on beaches, underwater adventures, and exotic food? When have you ever seen me search that out in the last 4 years?

Actually I checked and Hawaii has no amusement parks and only one water park. They’ve got a couple Hard Rocks though…

So, folks, why would you want to go to Hawaii?

Update: This makes it look pretty appealling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laDBokx-K0I


PoliTwits

May 25, 2009

Politicians often make the worst twitterers.

How do I define a bad person to follow on Twitter? Someone who tweets the painfully mundane without even bothering to make it witty, amusing, or informative. For example tweets about getting a haircut, driving home, what part of your body aches, what you’re drinking…I don’t care where you are unless it’s a public event, funny, or in some way informative.

I care about issues and if there’s nothing issue-related going on then put the blackberry down unless you have something amusing to say.

Sadly I think politicians are used to the idea that any exposure that isn’t negative is therefore positive – this is not so. The painfully mundane is not positive.

Politicians should be made to follow Wil Wheaton on Twitter for a month before being allowed to tweet. I joined Twitter in October to follow and support a local political hopeful. I didn’t start tweeting in earnest (i.e. more than 1 tweet per day) until February. I took the time to look around, figure out how stuff worked, but most of all discover what I found interesting and made me want to check the site and follow specific people. I learned what worked for me and what didn’t, for example…

Wil Wheaton made the mundane fascinating.

John Hodgman made the mundane incomprehensible.

Levar Burton mostly self-promoted in a geographically constricted area I was not in.

Brent Spiner either had his entire life turned upside down or decided to write a romance-detective novel in tweets.

Al Gore rarely tweeted but when he did it was mostly just links to dense material.

Rock Band DLC told me about upcoming downloads in case I forgot to check the forums.

My girlfriend’s mom was a voracious twitterer but it was almost entirely specific responses to other people and it quickly got to be too much to process – I lasted about a day before overload set in.

Rachel Maddow made the odd witty observation or humourous link but her Guest List account quickly bored and annoyed me.

The Save Chuck accounts helped me get organized to help out to save the show but once that was accomplished they became repetitive – when you’re not trying to save the show Zachary Levi is enough to follow.

Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode keep me up to date with 2 of my favorite bands and the odd political issue.

Kevin Pollack spent most of his tweets self-promoting.

I’m judicious in who I follow – bore or annoy me for long enough and I’ll unfollow you. I think this process made me figure out what was good and bad about Twitter and hopefully I strike an amusing and relevant balance in my tweets. Here’s a couple examples of what I thought were amusing tweets on my part “Just got in from watering the dog”, “Fixed my PDA without the need of new hardware or software but now the battery’s at 5%…kinda feels like the end of Short Circuit 2”, and “The sky is very blue today. Almost creepy blue, not even a hint of pollution. I think it might even be 1080p.” Informative tweets of mine look something like this: “I think I found out why we’re seeing Conservative-run attack ads: http://bit.ly/p1gE6”, “Sad but true RT @makeitseven A frank look at why Winnipeg would have issues supporting an NHL team: http://is.gd/CYCy”, and “Linger coming out on Rock Band DLC next week…might have to dust off the ol’ drums…

So in conclusion if you’re a politician people aren’t following you because they desperately want to know where you’re sitting or what you had for lunch – people are looking for information, opinion, context, and amusement. Tell me more about Bill C-25 or EI reform, don’t tell me about your apartment, your sleeping habits, or how you travel unless it includes information, opinion, or amusement – these really should be the fundamental rules of whether or not to tweet something that just came into your head.


Playoff Predictions 2009 – Round 3

May 22, 2009

Wow, is it just me or does it seem like hockey just stopped existing for Canadians once the Canucks got knocked out of the playoffs? Seems an excellent reason to have more Canadian hockey teams in the NHL but I digress.

Again I was half right in the previous round.

Round 3
Carolina vs. Pittsburg – Pittsburg
Detroit vs. Chicago – Detroit

Round 4
Pittsburg vs. Detroit – Detroit

So there you have it, Detroit will win their 12th Stanley Cup in a rematch from last year.  Why? Well, because they’re Detroit. They’ve made the playoffs the last 18 years, every season – the current record-holder for, among other things, most consecutive post-season appearances in American professional sports.

Go Wings!


Star Trek: The Experience Update

May 21, 2009

On September 1st 2008 Star Trek: The Experience at the Hilton in Las Vegas closed.

It was supposed to reopen at the Neonopolis Mall in downtown Las Vegas on May 8th 2009 to coincide with the release of the new Star Trek movie – this did not happen. Now the May 8th open was meant to be the first phase in a multi-phase opening so by no means was the entire attraction meant to be functional and open to the public at this time and frankly when I first heard the news in early February I thought it might have been overly ambitious – setting up even a partly functional Las Vegas attraction in 3 months? Not without changing the laws of physics.

So the current plan is to fully open the attraction sometime in early 2010. Rumour has it the new Experience will be more in the theme of the Original Series and new movie as the previous incarnation was more focused on The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.


No Star Trek IMAX For Me

May 20, 2009

So last weekend due to a variety of reasons I wasn’t able to see Star Trek in IMAX. One major hurdle was that it was not available in IMAX in BC. Now, Star Trek was #1 at the box office the week before and Monsters vs. Aliens was #8 and yet both IMAX screens in BC had Monsters vs. Aliens. So clearly the IMAX showings of Star Trek were incredibly rare. And yet despite being released on very few screens, Star Trek made $8.5 million from its IMAX screenings, breaking The Dark Knight’s $6.3 million IMAX opening record.

#1 movie, record breaking box office returns on IMAX from very limited engagements, and yet still Cineplex won’t show Star Trek in IMAX in BC.

I have money. I want to give them money in exchange for watching Star Trek in IMAX. Clearly a lot of other people want to give them money also for the same reason. Do they not want my money? Do they not like money or is it that it’s my money and therefore my enjoyment that they want to thwart? The universe seems to have been going in that direction lately, why should Cineplex be any different or any wiser? There’s economic incentive but they have to be able to comprehend it for it to be an effective lure I suppose.


Chuck Saved!

May 19, 2009

So it looks like Chuck, Medium, and My Name Is Earl were all on the chopping block with only one show to be saved. Part of the salvation came from Subway but another large factor was fan support.

Not a single person wrote in to NBC to save Medium or My Name Is Earl, when they asked a room full of advertisers if anyone would miss those shows not a single hand went up. Chuck on the other hand had letters and Nerds being sent to NBC, fans including myself buying foot long subs at Subway on Mondays to support the show, and fans donated over $16,000 to Subway’s favorite charity as a means of supporting the show.

When NBC announced the rest of their 2009/2010 line-up today, 80% of the questions on the conference call were about Chuck and here’s the best news: no budget cuts!  Silverman said “We’re not looking to lower the costs in any way,” he insisted. “We want Josh Schwartz, McG and Zach to perform at their highest level… The show you love will be the show you get. You’ll see tons of great guest stars, tons of great stunts.”

The only bad news is that Chuck won’t return until after the Olympics (am I allowed to say that word without paying royalties?) and for only 13 episodes but I have 2 thoughts about this.

First, fewer scripts and a longer lead time means they can really focus on the episodes they’ll be making. They can have some fantastic arcs, perhaps even plan the entire season out well in advance (although apparently they already had a plan for a 22-episode season). Pour over the scripts until they’re just right. Work out schedules with some fantastic guest stars. Doctor Who only does about 13 episodes a season and they tend to be fantastic.

Second, if we buy the season 2 blu-rays en masse when they come out it could show NBC that the fan base can’t be seen in just ratings alone and the strength of the blu-ray and DVD revenue streams might convince them to add more episodes to the season. They already have a contingency plan if the order for more episodes comes - going into the summer and pairing up with Friday Night Lights.

Anyways, for now congratulations Chuck fans, we saved our show. Now make all your friends watch and buy some merchandise. Personally I’m thinking about getting some Chuck gear from the NBC website, grow my hair out and go as Chuck this Halloween…or maybe Casey, I can rock a golf shirt pretty good, do some push-ups…maybe the kid can go as Chuck and the girlfriend as Anna, Sarah, or Ellie…I think it could be funny if we went as Casey and Sarah protecting little Chuck…


Twitter

May 17, 2009

So for the first time Twitter’s monthly traffic has surpassed that of the Wall Street Journal and New York Times websites. In December Twitter had 5 million pageviews, last month they had 20 million. Although I think it’s worth pointing out Twitter now has plenty of spambots as well as actual people who think they can make money off this thing that artificially inflate those numbers.

It CAN be a tool of business but not a business unto itself for the users. For example I get updates on Rock Band  DLC that, like this week with Duran Duran’s Rio and Girls On Film, I’ll happily pay to download. Twitter can supplement your business, not be your business.

So what’s the appeal of tracking the minutea of people’s lives 140 characters at a time? Well if you’re following people with banal updates like “Ate a sandwich, yum” or “Watching People’s Court” then you’re following the wrong damned people. Start by following Wil Wheaton, this guy makes the ordinary hilarious - his arguments with iTunes and his dog are often the least funny things he tweets about and even those are chuckle-worthy.

Twitter is for the witty and fans of wit. Afterall what’s a tweet but a one-liner?

There’s also something to be said for being concise. After my 2,500+ word review of Star Trek for example you’d probably welcome 140 character plithy observations.

It’s also a way to share links and see what the world’s talking about via trending topics.


Election Results 2009

May 15, 2009

So STV was crushed as I had hoped and predicted. The BC Liberals unfortunately formed government again but with record low voter turnout. Given that, at the leadership level, it was just a rematch of 2005 I can’t say I’m surprised - disappointed, but not surprised. In my riding the NDP candidate won so I guess we need to take what victories we can.


Hamilton Coyotes

May 14, 2009

I support Jim Balsillie’s effort to bring another NHL team to Canada. Now before you get out the pitchforks and torches let me say this clearly and plainly: I would prefer he take the team to Winnipeg and rebrand them the Jets. Okay?

But much like BC getting the Olympics is a better consolation prize to no health care or education spending than nothing another NHL team in Ontario is better than no new NHL team in Canada.

So putting aside the fact that reviving the Winnipeg Jets would be about 8 billion times better than bringing the Coyotes to Hamilton, bringing the Coyotes to Hamilton is a lot better than not bringing them to Canada at all. Now I don’t know much about this Jim Balsillie guy but he seems to be to be a true Canadian patriot and entrepreneur as co-CEO of RIM, the makers of Blackberry.

Well, hold on while I get educated.

*reads Wikipedia page*

Okay so he’s a billionaire and chartered accountant, has an MBA from Harvard and is the ninth richest person in Canada. You know, he had talent and innovation and could have just gone to America and had done with his homeland but instead brought his talent and education back to Canada and created one of the currently most successful and important companies in the country, if the stock market and RIM’s impact on the TSX is to believed. If he’d left the country, started up RIM in the US you’d all be accusing him of selling out his heritage and contributing to the brain drain but instead he’s helping keep our economy afloat. And now he wants to bring an NHL team to his home province. If this isn’t Canadian philanthropy I don’t know what is. Frankly I find it shocking that people would attack him.

Alright, his previous attempt at the Pittsburg Penguins did seem a little opportunistic and unprofessional, what with the swearing on live TV and all, but what Canadian could possibly have a problem with him wanting to bring the Nashville Predators or Phoenix Coyotes to Canada? Is it just that he doesn’t want to bring them to Winnipeg but rather his home province? Are we going to burn him in effigy because he wasn’t awesome enough to want to bring them to the city of our choosing or because he was loyal to his home province? Why do we hold this man up to saintly expectations when he seems to be doing a damn fine job as it is?

I like most Canadians am concerned about the Americanization of hockey. Letting NBC call the shots on playoff schedules, those incessant Bud Light commercials, and too many hockey teams sprouting up in American deserts at the cost of places where hockey can be played outdoors like Winnipeg and Quebec…this would be a positive step to keep our game in our country.

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Star Trek Review

May 13, 2009

The enormity of reviewing any Star Trek movie is a daunting task but to review this particular film is more challenging than any other. It certainly shoots for epic and as such there’s a lot to talk about. I’m certain I’ll have much to say about the film in the future and even now, 5 days after I saw it, I still feel like I’m absorbing and processing it all. Should I speak generally or bust out the nitpicker guild membership?

In very broad terms I really enjoyed the film. In fact I’m currently rather upset that it doesn’t seem to be available to watch in IMAX in my province but I still plan on seeing it at least once more, perhaps several times. It was visually stimulating, had an interesting plot, vibrant characters, and was even pretty funny at times.

I do feel as though there was a lot going on that wasn’t clearly shown such that one needs to go back a few times to pick up on everything. For example I spotted James Cawley on the bridge but totally missed Jeffrey Quinn. During the space battles I frequently found myself wondering what exactly was going on. The CONSTANT lens flares frequently distracted me from the action or made details difficult to see. I understand the stylistic choice behind this, trying to make Star Trek seem much more like real life than its sterile predecessors but as a fan of the franchise I found it a little overdone and a little frustrating at times.

So the real question is, did they completely respect or completely destroy canon? That little bit of dialogue on the bridge clearly tries to tell the audience this is a parallel universe essentially and all their favorite toys, save Spock and Romulus, are still right where we left them and could in theory be picked back up again at any time. But with regards to the future what implications will this have? Will all future movies and TV shows take place in this new universe? Do we need to retell hundreds of stories from this new perspective? How will we distinguish between, for example, novels that take place in the new universe and novels that take place in the old? Will we call the new universe the lens flare universe? In the credits they list Leonard Nimoy’s character as Spock Prime so is the old universe the Prime universe? And if so why wasn’t Nero listed as Nero Prime? He came from the same universe and time frame. I’m sure I could go on for days about this.

I also think some of the choices the writers made were poor, unnecessary, or not logical. For example if before Nero’s arrival Kirk was originally born in Iowa then why was his pregnant mother on board a starship near Klingon space when he was born in the film? Were they en route to Earth when they got diverted to investigate the lightning in space? I have a hard time believing that. The whole bit of Kirk’s birth I found to be contrived and unnecessary. We didn’t need to see Kirk’s birth, it was hokey, cliché, and forced. I think the opening of the movie would have been much better served without Kirk being born during the battle. His pregnant mom could have escaped and they could have discussed his name and everything just like in the movie but with Kirk being due in a month or so and the internal logic would have been preserved and the highly improbable and difficult to accept coincidence of Kirk being born just as his father dies heroically. Frankly if the rest of the movie hadn’t been so fantastic I think this poor choice would have received a lot more attention and therefore, criticism. At some story meeting when discussing this part of the script someone should have asked “So Kirk’s dad has to take command because Nero randomly arrives and attacks just as Kirk’s being born? Are people going to buy that? You’re piling like 8 coincidences on top of each here – isn’t space travel enough of a leap of faith? We’re going to ask audiences to accept that Nero just happens to uncontrollably arrive at the hour of Kirk’s birth, with the ship that Kirk’s family is on, when they should be in Iowa, just happens to be the closest vessel and Kirk’s dad just happens to be first officer and just happens to be given command and THEN the auto navigation just happens to fail?

I think this particular choice bothers me so much because if they had just gone the other way and removed ONE of these coincidences then everything would make sense and the film on the whole would be easier to accept and process into canon because the continuity and believability would be there. The timeline isn’t altered until Nero arrives so why is Kirk born in space? And to start the movie off this way just left a bit of a sour taste in my mouth despite how awesome the movie was from that point on. I mean we can debate the merits of killing Amanda and blowing up Vulcan and Kirk not having his father and jumping straight to Captain with serving with Finnegan or being on the Republic or the Farragut but those all take place in the new branched-off timeline, the battle with the Kelvin begins in the old universe though as it has just begun to splinter.

And a Supernova threatening the entire galaxy? Really? That’s going to need some further explanation because on the surface that sounds nuts. It’s like saying a tsunami threatens the solar system.

Those are really my biggest problems and only real rants or issues with this movie. Yes I think they could have fit things slightly more within canon, killing Amada and Vulcan just to piss Spock off seems a little extreme as a writing device but at least it raised the stakes and I can respect that. The curse of a prequel is you can’t put the major characters in real danger because we know what happens to them decades hence but by splitting the timeline that limitation is removed. However no Vulcan means no Tuvok in all likelihood just to put that choice in perspective for you.

Since I spent so much time attacking the film let me say this in defense of what some see as two of film’s biggest continuity flaws. I’ll attack on both fronts simultaneously, the Enterprise looks and functions differently than we’re used to and nobody seems surprised that Vulcans and Romulans are related. Both of these could be explained by Nero’s incursion (as they’re calling it on Memory Alpha) if you think about it. Remember that the Enterprise is launched 25 years after Nero’s incursion.

After the devastating attack on the Kelvin, to which there were many witnesses, it is entirely possible that influenced the direction of future starship design. If you were an engineer working on the next class starship and you heard about the Kelvin getting its ass handed to it by some mysterious ship wouldn’t you want to consider adjusting your designs to help prepare for this new threat? You know how they say you learn more from defeat than failure? What did Starfleet learn from the Kelvin’s destruction that may have influenced R&D? It’s almost a parallel to the Enterprise-D’s first encounter with the Borg, shortly thereafter Starfleet mobilized to build a defense against the new threat culminating in the Defiant class. What direction would starship design taken had ‘Q Who’ (TNG) not happened?

As for knowing the Vulcan-Romulan connection the Kelvin was clearly able to deduce the Narada was of Romulan design – there are plenty of ways this could have been accomplished such as reading hull markings, materials, power source, and starship design. Starfleet now aware of some new crazy Romulan threat would step up their intelligence efforts directed at the Romulans and learn of Romulan ancestry.

25 years after a temporal incursion can explain away of a lot of inconsistencies but not inconsistencies that exist at the time of the incursion.

Of course that’s a lot of mental footwork to do. Are we to take this new universe as seriously as the old one or are we to take it with a grain of salt like we did the mirror universe?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy this movie was made but it’s going to take some time to completely wrap my head around it and its implications.

It has several nice tips of the hat to previous incarnations but when does homage become rehash? I’ll tell you where, when Nero thinks he’s Khan on Ceti Alpha 5. Almost every other homage was done tactfully and artfully but that scene was almost a bad parody; again too many coincidences, another life form on another planet that behaves remarkably like the Ceti Eel? Couldn’t Nero have just had a Ceti Eel on board? Or would they have had to pay too much in royalties to the writers of Star Trek II?

Alright, on to the talent…

Chris Pine – He’s tolerable as Kirk. That’s right, I said ‘tolerable’, what are you gonna do about it? The thing is, of all the characters in this new timeline/universe his is the most radically different/changed so Chris Pine is fine as this Kirk because with such a radically different upbringing he can pretty much be whatever he wants. I’ll buy it but I don’t have to like it.

Zachary Quinto – As good as I expected and my expectations for him were huge; needed more screen time.

Leonard Nimoy – Wow, they really aged him for this movie. People are going to leave the theatre thinking Nimoy’s decrepit or something when he’s really quite vibrant – just check out his recent SNL appearance if you doubt me. His performance was on the whole fantastic and spot-on.

Karl Urban – Introduction scenes are huge and when McCoy makes his entrance it’s like Urban’s doing a bad Jack Nicholson impersonation. Seriously, watch the film again with that in mind and tell me I’m wrong. Thankfully he improves after that but at no point do I see any of McCoy’s southern charm. He looks the part but I was disappointed by much of his performance.

Zoe Saldana – The perfect Uhura. No suspension of disbelief required here whatsoever. I could do without her relationship with Spock but that was something the writer’s did – the actress herself could not have done a better job.

Simon Pegg – He does a fantastic job creating a character that is so entertaining you never really ask yourself ‘is this Scotty?’ but were you to ask yourself that question the answer might very well be ‘no’ but Pegg’s character is so great it doesn’t really matter. This is, I suppose, what successful “reimagining” is supposed to look like – a character that’s different from the original but so wonderful, and dare I say an improvement, that people are not only totally fine with it but in fact enthused by it. Simon Pegg and Zachary Quinto make me believe this new vision of the franchise really can work going forward.

John Cho – Here’s the thing, I never saw Harold & Kumar so it’s much easier for me to accept Cho as Sulu and Takei’s performance was generally pretty reserved – although next to a scene-chewing Shatner how could you blame him for wanting to rein it in a little to provide some counterbalance? Don’t get me wrong, I think Takei made the right choices but because his choices were often almost Nimoy-like it makes it much easier for another actor to step into the role because the character was very real.

Anton Yelchin – He looks more like Tyler from ‘The Cage’ (TOS) than Chekov and the accent doesn’t seem right but if you think of him as a Tyler-Chekov hybrid he’s kinda fun to watch.

Eric Bana – Very well done, at no point did I think of him as Eric Bana or any of the other characters he’s played or people he looks like. He totally became Nero and that’s the ultimate goal of an actor.

Bruce Greenwood – Greenwood’s Pike is fantastic (although he was given some excellent dialogue) and I think it’s important to remember that this is a Pike much earlier in his career than we saw him in ‘The Cage’ (TOS). The whole thing about his character in ‘The Cage’ (TOS) was that he was tired and burned out from the burdens of command but that isn’t the case here so Greenwood was freed up to almost completely reinterpret the character and the result is extraordinary.

Ben Cross – I am still so saddened by Mark Leonard’s passing that I don’t think I can fairly evaluate Cross’s performance except to say that Sarek seemed much older than would be appropriate for the movie’s time frame.

Winona Ryder – I’m a closet Winona Ryder fan and thus was just happy to see her in the film, she did a fine job but I’m biased so ask someone else if you want an impartial review of her performance.

Clifton Collins Jr – He comes across as the Romulan equivalent of a gang member – like some guy who’s friends with the gang leader and therefore thinks he has a lot of power and influence but doesn’t really want to do anything with it except to intimidate others and make himself feel like a big man. Is that exactly what we’d want to see in Ayel? This is one of those things I’ll have to see the movie again to get a better feel for – his performance needs to ferment a bit before I can render judgment.

Chris Hemsworth – Great job. He puts a good-guy spit-and-polish young hero spin on Kirk’s dad that does the franchise proud. I’m happy to call him Kirk’s dad. And no, he’s NOT Captain Awesome.

Jennifer Morrison – No, no, no! I am understandably biased against her however since, as I already mentioned at length, I think everything she was given to play was wrong. Let’s call her a victim of the writing.

Rachel Nichols – Yea she was fine, no complaints.

Faran Tahir – This guy wonderfully sets the stage for the entire film. Perfectly done, I wouldn’t change a thing. Really too bad Robau got killed (I know the plot required it) because I would love to have seen more of this guy. Can we have a prequel to the prequel on the Kelvin?

Deep Roy – I guess Jimmy Vee was unavailable? What can I say; he’s simply comic relief – not much to it. Although I would have preferred Bannakaffalatta, could have been a nice tip of the hat to Doctor Who.

Greg Ellis – The first redshirt. Masterfully done sir. Michael Amador gets a hard on to kill some Romulans and then screws up hot-dogging on approach to become the first to die under Kirk’s command. Well done sir, well done.

I could go on but like I said I’m sure to have more thoughts about this as I see the movie again and as time passes so for now we’ll leave it here – at a little over 2,500 words.


Vote NO On STV

May 12, 2009

Yesterday I outlined some pretty good reasons to vote against STV but today I want to update you on 2 more.

I took some time after posting yesterday to dig a little deeper and I found this flash animation that explains how votes would be transferred and so I understand the underlying math a little better now but if memory serves from when I went through the proposed legislation 5 years ago with a DEO the legislation does not match the animation or at the very least the legislation is so poorly worded that it would seem not to match. But even seeing that animation and it making a bit more sense to me it still feels like a bit of a shell game. I can barely wrap my head around it; I can’t imagine the average citizen even bothering to take the time. There are enough actual issues out there that affect people’s lives that are far more worthy of attention than this mess.

The second reason I want to encourage people to vote against STV is because of the actions of its supporters. There is a grassroots harassment campaign on Facebook and Twitter to find, insult, and ridicule people who don’t support STV. I am currently being stalked by 3 STV supporters, or perhaps more or fewer using fake accounts, and being harassed. Here are some of the assaults they’ve directed at me…

I have been told that I have insufficient education to understand STV. I have an honours degree in Political Science. If I don’t have enough education to understand STV then what’s the electorate to do? Are we to be so confused by a needlessly complicated system that only an elite will vote? I’m not a fan of elitism when it comes to politics, it’s not democratic.

I’ve been told you can’t be opposed to STV unless you are in favour of something other than the Canadian tradition of First Past the Post. Alright then, suck on MMP:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_member_proportional_representation
This is just ONE of the systems of proportional representation that is better than STV and has a better track record of actual implementation I might add. Am I entitled to my opinion now?

I have been told that disagreeing with STV is “inflammatory”. So not only will STV do damage to our electoral system but it will also classify disagreement as hate speech or in some other way limit free speech in this country?

I have been told to “get lost” unless I can provide a source to everything I say. I did not know Facebook had become Wikipedia, they should have sent a memo.

I actually got one STV supporter to admit their plan was to be rude to anyone who doesn’t immediately agree with them.

I’ve been told that by linking to a report by the Green Party posted on the site of the people who came up with STV I am somehow insulting dead people. I can’t even begin to comprehend how encouraging people to go to the site of the people that came up with STV is somehow dishonouring the departed.

So in conclusion when you vote against STV you’re not only voting to preserve democracy, transparency, and regional representation you’re also voting against elitist mob rule that has somehow taken hold in parts of the STV movement. In my Canada we know who we voted for, how our votes are counted, and we can disagree without being disagreeable.

Update: After reading this post someone came forward to tell me “Don’t feel bad I got called Taliban! for opposing STV, these pro- STVers are hanging themselves


BKAD: Vancouver-Kensington Follow-up

May 11, 2009

5 weeks ago I did a brief and very preliminary overview of this riding and was left leaning towards the Green as the conscience vote and the NDP as the strategic vote. Let’s see how things may have changed…

The Candidates
BC Liberal: Syrus Lee
NDP: Mable Elmore
Green: Doug Warkentin

BC Liberal: Syrus Lee
Five weeks ago all the BC Liberals had on this guy was a picture. He now has a very minimal website that includes pretty much nothing regarding policy. The only bit that even hints at policy is this sentence: “Syrus is confident he can serve the people of Vancouver-Kensington and help improve public safety, enhance liveable communities and build a thriving economy that can create business and employment opportunities in the riding”. He’s confident but seems to have no plan and no specifics – and liveable isn’t even a word but if it were what would it mean exactly? He’s opposed to people dying in his riding? He does have a lot of volunteer experience but that seems to be almost exclusively in the Chinese community – according to the 2006 census the riding is 39.5% Chinese which makes me wonder if he intends to ignore 60.5% of the constituents.
Primary Issues: Public Safety and the Economy
Conclusion: This person has absolutely nothing worthwhile to say.

NDP: Mable Elmore
At first glance Mable Elmore seems primarily concerned with the BC Liberals corruptions, the BC Liberals neglect of at-risk groups, and improved transit.
Primary Issues: Government Accountability, Protection of Neglected Groups, More Buses…

*break*

I really could go on but what’s the point? Polling has the BC Liberals up 2% - 9% over the NDP and the Greens barely worth mentioning. The election’s tomorrow. My family’s already voted advance and if you’re undecided you don’t have long to make up your mind so let me quickly share with you why my family voted the way we did…

We voted NDP because the BC Liberals have to be stopped and the NDP are the only people who can stop them. Regardless of how strong your Green Party candidate is if the last 8 years has shown us anything it’s that we need to stand up, united, against the BC Liberals and right now the NDP are the only people who can make that happen.

STV also needs to be stopped. I completely understand the philosophy behind it but the practical execution is a mess. Election officials don’t even know how they would pull it off; they don’t even completely understand how it’s supposed to work. I’ve looked at the proposed legislation and mathematic formula and I can’t tell you whose vote would be transferred under what circumstances. Yes, once a candidate has met a threshold the remaining votes would be transferred but how do you know if your vote was one of the votes towards the quota or one that got transferred? To calculate the results you’d have to feed everything into a computer and just hope that it does its job properly and hasn’t been tampered with or improperly programmed. Recounts would be logistical nightmares. STV requires huge ridings that would see some regional representation all but disappear.

The current system, First Past the Post, isn’t the best but it’s far better than STV – everyone understands it, you KNOW who you voted for, and recounts are simple and accountable with an easy to understand paper trail.

The philosophy and vote instructions of STV are simple enough; its execution is a quagmire that I frankly don’t trust. Some people seem to think this is a partisan issue but it really isn’t nor should it be. Deciding a system of governance based on what party you want to lead is a mistake, that’s how dictatorships happen. You need to vote on STV on its merits alone, not if you want more representation for, say, the Green Party for example. Politics and parties change, an electoral system very rarely does. You might think so-and-so is so awesome they should be absolute ruler but one day that ruler will be replaced so a system of accountability, a strong system, is better than and will outlast any leader or party. And frankly as much as I like the idea of some other forms of proportional representation, First Past the Post is part of who we are as Canadians – I’m going to need something much better than STV to turn my back on that. STV comes at too high a price for too imperfect an alternative. The sad thing is many people aren’t even aware of the price as its true complexities have been left out of much of the arguments.

So tomorrow as you head to the polls if you want my advice, NDP and First Past the Post is the better way forward – the Canadian way that accepts our values of accountability and compassion.


BK Drama

May 6, 2009

So I go to BK for lunch today to get my last Star Trek glass and while I’m waiting for my food this crazy old woman starts yelling at the staff.

She wants another burger because the one she got had no pickles on it. The cashier says that she specifically said no pickles. The lady calls the cashier a liar and demands another burger; the cashier says “if you give us what’s left of the burger we gave you back we will make you another one however you want it”. The old lady refuses to give the previous burger back.

The Assistant Manager gets involved, apparently she’s done this before so he says “you said this exact same thing the last two days; you’re not getting any more free burgers”. The crazy lady claims this is a wholly different circumstance, apparently the last two days she wanted no ketchup and they put it on anyways and this time it’s about pickles. The Assistant Manager says that since she ate the burger completely before saying anything and doesn’t have a receipt he can’t do anything. The crazy lady demands the Manager who was already en route due to the ruckus.

The Manager tells the old lady she tried to pull this same thing twice last week. The Assistant Manager is surprised to hear this and mentions how this is the third time he’s dealt with this story this week. The Manager tells the lady that since she’s had this exact same complaint 4 times previous they weren’t going to do anything for her and wishes her good day. The lady claims this is only the third time she’s ever been to a Burger King and that they’re lying and the situations are not exactly the same because before it was about ketchup and now it’s about pickles. The Manager says “without some of the burger or a receipt there’s nothing I can do for you and if you can’t be quiet I’m going to have to ask you to leave”.

The old lady starts yelling. The Manager demands she leaves.

My food is ready; I grab it with a smile and a commiserating look and get the hell out of dodge.

Last thing I heard as I was leaving was the crazy lady demanding a burger and the Manager threatening to call the police if the crazy lady didn’t leave.

On the whole I was pleased with how the Burger King staff handled the situation – they were polite and reasonable until they realized they were being taken advantage of and even then they remained polite but firm.

There is one experience from my past that would have given me a slight advantage in that situation had I been the Manager. I would have, at some point, said “clearly we are unable to meet your expectations even after repeated attempts. I will give you a refund on the condition that you never return here again. We’re sorry we aren’t able to live up to your standards and we hope you can find somewhere else that can but if you ever return here it will be considered trespassing and you will be arrested. I will only issue you this one refund if you acknowledge that you are now banned from these premises”.

But to answer the question I know you’re dying to ask – my Whopper was wicked good and the fries tasty and warm.


Miracles

May 5, 2009

This was just going to be a regular blog post but somewhere along the line it became a 1,000+ word essay…

I think perhaps part of the negativity of late towards my travel inclinations has been brought on by a misunderstanding of my thoughts. Which is ironic given that part of the complaints have been that I blog about it too damned much – you’d think by now that people would know just about everything there is to know about me, you think I’d be able to get my message out in 830 posts. But I digress.

I think perhaps people think I see vacations as a right.

I don’t.

An unpaid week off from work every year out of town locally (to say, Seattle or Victoria), okay, I suppose I DO consider THAT a right but most people get way more than that, 3 weeks or more of paid time off from work a year seems to be somewhat common so I think by that standard what I view as a right is fairly humble.

Being able to go on a little trip (to say, Edmonton or San Francisco) for a week each year I would call a privilege, one that I would have to understandably work for.

But going to Las Vegas for a week with Jon and Josh, I’d call that a miracle.

Going to Orlando with Mindi? Miracle.

Going to Las Vegas with Mindi? Miracle.

Going to Europe with my mom? Miracle.

Going on a nearly 2-week road trip to Anaheim with Jon? Miracle.

So maybe I should take a page from a political playbook: rebranding. Travel isn’t my hobby, making miracles happen is my hobby.

I try to pull off a one-week miracle every year. And it’s never just for me. Family, friends…miracles are best shared.

Miracles happen when you’re around
Somehow the grass is much greener
Rivers flow faster and cleaner
Being with you
No matter where
Sunlight breaks through
And suddenly there’s bluer sky
Whenever you’re around
You always bring
Bluer sky, a brighter day
” –Pet Shop Boys ‘Miracles’

It’s not an expectation I’m trying to defend, it’s my right to attempt the impossible; just once or if I’m very lucky twice a year.

To a kid who grew up not really knowing what a vacation was until he was in high school I never take these things for granted.

I mean just sit there and think about it for a second – how would you pull off any of those miracles? At the very least it takes the stars aligning just right. So I take every shot I get at making it happen because you never know when those stars will align. The money has to be there, the travelers have to be willing, and everybody’s got to get the time off work - that’s just the mandatory preconditions. Then you need to pick a destination, plan it out, book it, and make sure everyone’s input is equally weighed. There’s research, mapping, planning, reservations, packing, coordinating…it’s a wonder anyone ever pulls it off. I still shake my head at the enormity of the Europe trip, it was beyond comprehension and yet my family planned that down to the last detail. It was clockwork. And for the most part we know we didn’t waste a second. I just want to give my family and friends smaller versions of what I was given.

Why do you think I make videos of it? Clearly I think it unique enough and worthy enough to be captured, worked on, and shared. It brings me great joy to think some of my videos might inspire others to go on similar adventures. I sit back and look at pictures of us at Hoover Dam and think to myself I helped make that happen. We never would have seen James Darren or Wayne Brady if I hadn’t started that ball moving. I don’t deserve all the credit but both Vegas trips and Orlando wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t gotten the idea.

I don’t think now’s the time to give up on those ideas.

You know those commercials that say stuff like “make sure your memoires have at least one exciting chapter” or “you only get so many thousand sunrises, make some of them spectacular”? Well, I…
-Touched Stonehenge
-Got a private concert by the Goo Goo Dolls
-Saw James Darren, Wayne Brady, and Steve Wyrick in the same week
-Shared a stage with Jay Leno and my best friend
-Touched Dolphins
-Won a trivia contest at NBC
-Know what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel
-Fed pigeons in Venice
-Had pasta in Rome
-Navigated Berlin with nothing but my PDA, two feet, and a heartbeat
-Gave Tube directions to Londoners
-Negotiated a hotel down to a third of their asking price
-Got drenched at Niagara Falls
-Made Doctor Who jokes across the Thames from the Millennium Wheel
-Had a Season’s Pass to the site of a Pet Shop Boys video
-Fell in love with prawns at Wolfgang Puck’s
-Rode amusement park rides at the top of the tallest hotel in Vegas
-Saw the Pet Shop Boys live
-Chatted up an Andorian and got my picture taken on the Enterprise
-Cheered on an evil Medieval Knight
-Bought my son his favorite teddy bear at the Hoover Dam

Many of these are amazing, impossible things and I plan on adding to this list. I want to show Mindi the Golden Gate Bridge and West Edmonton Mall. I want to show Jon the comic book area of Islands of Adventure and Sleuth’s in Orlando. I want to drink free girly drinks at a swim-up bar in Cancun with Burton. I want to take my son to Disneyland once he’s old enough to appreciate it and help Mindi cross it off her list while I’m at it. I want to see what the new Experience is like. I want to ride the Simpsons and Transformers thrill rides. I want to find out what the big deal is about Hawaii. I want my souvenir glass collection to become completely unmanageable. I want to pack my hard drive and the internet with photos and videos of amazing things and great memories.

For one or two weeks every year I want to try to be a miracle worker.


Save Chuck

May 4, 2009

So it’s May 4th and possibly due to a variety of outside factors NBC hasn’t released their full fall lineup yet and Chuck is one of the shows TBA.

Thus far I have blogged about the show, watched the show live, watched it streaming online, participated in Finale & Footlong by buying my family dinner at Subway last Monday, followed savechuck and save_chuck on twitter as well as tweeted and retweeted many a tweet on the subject. I even went out and bought the first season on blu-ray even though my friend had already lent it to me before – although I only just now discovered the deleted scenes so it was still worthwhile, plus I wanted to re-watch the first season anyways. Today I’m taking the family back to subway again for Chuck vs. The Footlong. I’ve even bought Nerds.

But I’ve always known that the holy grail of supporting the show would be to preorder season 2 on blu-ray but it hasn’t shown up on amazon.ca so I tweeted the experts and they suggested I order it from amazon.com and ship it internationally. Only it turns out that costs $8 is shipping on top of the supersaver free shipping plus over $9 in import fees which is absolutely ridiculous, the final cost works out to something like nearly $90 US.

And the thing is once it’s listed on a Canadian site or retailer I’m sure the price will be more reasonable.

And I’m not sure that I want to set the precedent of spending nearly a hundred dollars to buy a single season of a show on blu-ray, because then I’d have to run out and buy Torchwood season 1 on blu-ray which Best Buy’s had for months at about that price. Although Torchwood doesn’t exactly need saving the third season just being a 5-episode miniseries doesn’t exactly scream comfortable success. For one thing it was supposed to air in spring but now they’re saying we might get a preview mid-June.

I want to save Chuck, Torchwood, and the economy but how far is too far? I bought Enterprise on DVD at similar if not higher prices to try and save that show but let’s face facts, fantastic as these shows are they’re no Enterprise.

And the fact is despite whatever objections I’ve heard I’d still like to take a vacation this year and I just found out my raise isn’t quite what I expected (or, frankly, was previously told) but with people losing their jobs and pensions left and right I hardly feel as if I’m in any position to complain.


Ode To The Bethesda Forums

May 3, 2009

One dark and dreary day in September 2006 TrekToday reported on 3 new Star Trek games in development and things suddenly seemed a little brighter. As the release date for the first game, Encounters, neared I began keeping a closer eye on the message boards. By about a week from the official release date in October I was a full-blown lurker.

The day it came out I was unexpectedly kept very late at work minding the store for someone who dropped the ball. There was virtually nothing to do so I finally signed up and gave voice to my eager anticipation. That night I got off work just in time to make it to the mall to find out no one had it yet.

I went home to find out what the deal was. On the message board I discovered some very happy Americans were enjoying the game but all the Canadians and many Americans as well were just as frustrated as I was. I soon organized and spearheaded the Canadian efforts to find the damned game. I eventually had to go to Seattle to get it for myself but I continued to assist, organize, and represent my Canadian brethren.

I passed the time poking my nose into flame wars and making snide comments in an effort to humourously point out how foolish they all were as well as getting into a few pitched arguments myself but never, strictly speaking, violating the rules.

Before long I was offered a Moderator position. I adopted Rmoore, Alexander, and Rogue Vulcan as role models for my new position. Rogue Vulcan for the calm, logical detachment, Alexander for the hammer, and Rmoore for the common sense, compassion, and compromise that put it all together. I became an expert in trolls, flames, and peacekeeping on the interweb.

I was an advocate for the downtrodden, tech support for those who sadly knew even less than I did, and the crusher of spam bots. In appreciation for my efforts I was given a copy of Legacy signed by William Shatner, a copy of Conquest, and a copy of Fallout 3 which I have yet to try.

I helped build and maintain a community.

I know there are enough so-called ‘communities’ on the internet to make you want to vomit but this was different.

And now it’s all ending.

We fought bad guys, solved problems, and even played a few multiplayer games of BOTF, a joy I had previously thought lost to the mists of time.

News of the board closing is probably the second worst body blow in the last 2 weeks of pummelling I’ve taken in what I’m slowly coming to think of as The Fortnight Of Sorrow. Ironically the board is one of the few places I would have felt comfortable discussing the other crap going on - somehow it was always easier to hear I was being an idiot from that group.

They will be missed.


Way Back Machine Fault

May 2, 2009

Remember the other day in my Geocities Closing post when I wrote “of course nothing on the internet is ever truly, completely gone - The Way Back Machine chronicles every dumbass mistake you’ve ever made on the web.”?

Yea, it turns out  - not so much.

With complete confidence in The Way Back Machine I went on a bit of a deleting spree on my website a few days back. Then later I thought the story of AllAdvantage would make an interesting retro blog post. It wasn’t included in any of my manual website backups so I hit up The Way Back Machine. It turns out The Way Back Machine never archived that particular page.

Wasn’t in google as a cached page or in my browser cache either.

Damn, that thing is dead.

Then a day later I wanted to look up an old signature I used to use on my soon-to-be-defunct message board only to discover the host, Bethesda, specifically asked for their forums not to be archived. So 3 years worth of posts, well over 4,100 posts are soon to be consigned to oblivion. Fun.


Playoff Predictions 2009 – Round 2

May 1, 2009

In the first round I had half right – I predicted Washington, Pittsburg, Detroit, and Vancouver would win their series

Round 2
Boston vs. Carolina – Boston (sweep)
Washington vs. Pittsburg – Pittsburg
Detroit vs. Anaheim – Detroit
Vancouver vs. Chicago - Vancouver

Round 3
Boston vs. Pittsburg – Pittsburg
Detroit vs. Vancouver – Vancouver

Round 4
Pittsburg vs. Vancouver - Vancouver