Food Poisoning Joke

This one’s for you, Jon…

Me: (home sick from work with food poisoning) “You know what’s quickly climbing my Christmas Wish List?”

My Partner: “What?

Me: “Monkey-Strong Bowels

My Partner: *silence*

Me: “You know, Jon would have hurt himself laughing by now



One Response to “Food Poisoning Joke”

  1.   Jon Says:

    Your prediction of my actions was correct.

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