Problems An Angry Mob Could Solve
I’m thinking of forming an angry mob. I think a little street justice could solve some problems not otherwise well addressed.
The guy who chain smokes in a bus shelter with no intention of ever taking a bus.
The person who enters a bus through the rear doors to avoid paying.
Idiots doing dangerous things with fireworks like letting prepubescent kids set them off.
All those folks on the bus who think they’re the only ones on it.
People who won’t let others off the skytrain or elevator before forcing their way on.
People who think it is acceptable to push you when standing in line.
Able bodied people who jump in front of the handicapped and people with strollers.
The Bush administration.
People who think stop signs and traffic lights are just suggestions, and I don’t just mean the French.
(this list is in no particular order by the way, just stream of consciousness really)
People who advertise for Christmas before November 12th.
People who go through my recycling and make a mess (that’s right, I said it).
People who protract labour disputes of near-essential services for reasons of ego.
Retailers who refuse to respond to drastic currency value changes.
The BC Liberals who spent half a million dollars to renovate an office for a public service with a funding shortfall.
Oh! The APC! Get a little mob-on-mob action going, that would be hot.
Drug dealers.
I can see a potential headline now ‘Angry mob ends gang war’.
Speaking of which, whatever happened to those red bereted fellows, The Guardian Angels? They seemed like a nice bunch. I was there when a few of them quelled a disturbance on a skytrain I was riding. I was appreciative for their intervention. People say they’re aggressive but they were nothing but polite the few times I saw them. Where did they go? Perhaps I can get them to lead my mob.
A coalition of the not willing to take it any more.
Is Twisted Sister available? Need someone to beat the war drums.
