Halloween Scare
October 31, 2007Who needs costumes when your partner wakes you up in the middle of the night like it was The Exorcist or something. A couple nights ago that’s what happened. Nothing like completely incomprehensible screaming at 2am with no cause in sight. Do you wait it out? Call 9-1-1? Pop in some earplugs and try to ignore the Poltergeist laying next to you? Splash some water on them? Slap them around a little? Make a cross, bless some water, and sprinkle it on them shouting “the power of Christ compels you“?
I’m thinking I chose wrong. Really, it seemed like every choice I made was wrong. I turned on the light to asses the situation and was told to shut it off. Tried to offer comfort, the screaming got louder. She asked for pills that made her groggy and snore louder somehow so I had to sleep in the hallway so I could look after the kid. While this was going on I was texting my mom for advice.
What did my choices get me? A migraine of my own that only went away hours later after some of the most painful vomiting of my life.
And if that wasn’t enough it turns out my mom was fighting a cold of her own and my sleep-disrupting texts added to making her miss work the next day.
So could I have botched this operation up any more than I did? Well I suppose maybe if I went insane and clubbed my family to death but joking aside I could really use some advice on how to handle situations like this. Although I pray to God I won’t have the need of such advice I’d rather be prepared.
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