On Snow
How To Make Snow Shoes Out Of Your Dress Shoes
Find a pile of salt that someone has laid down. Grind the heel of each shoe into the biggest pieces of the pile, impacting them between the treads of your heels. Voila! Your heels will now grip like cleats. Note: the nasty old school big brownish salt works the best, that fancy new white stuff doesn’t impact so well.
Squeegee Kids
Where are these guys when it snows? If you were an entrepreneurial homeless person you’d get up at 5 or 6 am and hit the upscale residential neighbourhoods and offer to remove snow and scrape windows of cars so the rich polluters can stay inside a bit longer sipping their designer coffees.
