SAD
I think my seasonal affective disorder has kicked in for the winter. How did I notice this subtle change? Well actually it was when I noticed my blog entries seemed to become more negative, it seemed every other entry was me complaining about something.
Another sure sign that SAD has struck, at least for me, is when I find myself wondering about my ex-girlfriends and how badly I may have messed up their lives. Harsh I know but that’s what SAD is all about, going depressingly negative. I found myself actually checking online to see what one ex in particular was up to, mostly out of boredom and morbid curiosity, also because she’s such a drama queen she can’t help but shout from the virtual rooftops whenever anything happens so the search is a breeze.
It turns out she wants to date gay men but they don’t like her because she has “girl parts” so she’s begun a 3 year process to become a man.
Well, that cured my curiosity.
Why would I have been thinking about her in particular? Well it seems my new neighbour across the hall is a prostitute. She used to live upstairs and before moving down without the landlord’s consent the previous crazy lady across the hall informed me that the woman upstairs had “recently turned to prostitution to make ends meet but she’s a really nice person unlike that fat skank Michelle“.
Giving the source and the context I took her comment with a grain of salt but recently I saw my new neighbour leaving her apartment dressed as a schoolgirl in a embarrassingly short skirt. Thankfully it appears she conducts her business elsewhere as I only see her in passing and the only noise she makes is when she argues with the landlord because she was late with rent.
Good thing I plan on moving in the next couple months.
In the meantime I’ve taken to drinking Rolo milkshakes, they’re high in vitamin D and are yummy.
