More Unconscious Fun
The other night I had two strange dreams.
In the first my company was building a branch on the moon and my girlfriend and I were sent to operate the first two installations which happened to share a main office building. I took to calling her ‘Moon Base 2′ and speaking entirely in quotes from the original Transformers movie, she took exception to that and the gag grew old fast but I persisted until she stopped talking to me.
In my other dream I was watching the news when it was reported that scientists had proven that Ashton Kutcher was genetically closer to a monkey than a human.
