Assumptions
When you tell people you work for the fair they often bombard you with their assumptions…
“So you’re a sweeper”
“What ride do you operate?”
“Must be nice to get free tickets”
“Do they ever call you up and say ‘hey, we need someone to ride the coaster for 20 minutes straight’?”
Oh wait, those last two actually happen. I think I doth protest too much.
I love my job.