Top 10 Signs You’re In An Episode Of 24
-Your coworkers are all ‘playing dead’
-Your new boss is in to bondage
-People keep asking who you’re working for
-You never spend more than 2 minutes eating or sleeping
-Something surprises you at the top of each hour
-Everyone seems to have the latest cell phone and PDA technology but still listens to walkmans
-You hear the phrase “we don’t have time for this” within 5 minutes of “we’re running out of time”
-You receive at least one cell phone call each hour
-Everyone around you is driving a Ford
-The terms ‘protocol’ and ‘division’ suddenly begin to appear in casual conversation without comment
