Say What?

Recently someone made the observation that “your belly’s back! I can see it!

What the heck do you say to that?

What’s more what do you say to that when the last time you weighed yourself you were only 9 pounds above being underweight?

I mean, isn’t that like Peter telling Lois: “You’re getting a little fat“? If I recall he got hit with a rolled-up newspaper by Brian for that.

Okay, maybe it’s not quite like that.

I know I’m not in the greatest shape (round is a shape!) I’ve ever been in but I’ve also been in worse and I think given the hours I’m putting in at work I’m doing pretty good. I mean, I’m practically religious about having lunch at subway every day I work. I’m probably only weeks away from being called ‘Jarred’. As it is as I walk to lunch and someone sees me they often shout “subway!” at me.



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