Grazing Rites

I only have one name for the On Notice board this month, Mindi, and given that I now have my allegedly year-round work cell the continued existence of this board at all is a bit of a surprise.

Mindi debuted on the Dead To Me board last month at #13 of 26 which is even more of an accomplishment given I’ve moved 2 people on to the Never Existed To Me board. This month she leapfrogs William and Mike to climb to #11. This is only Mindi’s second, yet consecutive, month on the On Notice board as well.

Here is the Dead To Me Board as it currently is:

Burton
Mom
Elections
Sears
Pam
Jon
Sis
Mindi
William

Glossary Of Terms
On Notice refers to people who have caused overages on my cell phone bill in the current month. Like Papa Bear, Stephen Colbert, to be removed from the board you must either appear on the blog within 30 days or perform another suitable act of contrition.

Dead To Me is the ongoing list of who has caused the highest dollar value of overages overall. The only way to change your status on this board is to either cause more overages and move up or wait for others to overtake you.

Never Existed To Me refers to people formerly of the Dead To Me list that have been removed because I do not expect to ever hear from them again and if they were to call I wouldn’t answer anyways so it is pointless to continue tracking. The only 2 people on this list are a former manager who only ever calls for free passes and a former employee who only calls for references he doesn’t deserve.

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