Riddle Solved
So get this, I finally solved the riddle: she broke up with me. Seems like she just wanted us to “grow apart” without a breakup so she treated me like crap for weeks on end. I finally figured out why she was being such a cow when her screenname hinted that she’s trying to move to the UK to live with her ex. Turns out she’s never broken up with someone before, this is the way she’s always operated apparently. I guess I’m strange in wanting to be told when I’m single and have been “for some time”.
