Escape To Your Own Private Bath With Dave
One bleary-eyed morning I’m clearing out my junk mail folder which I quickly scroll through to ensure nothing important is being filtered when I notice the subject line “Escape To Your Own Private Bath With Dave”
Now I do on occasion get a chuckle out of Spammers transparent and sometimes very creative attempts to get your click but they seemed to have reached an all-new low. I mean, how big of a niche market could that appeal to?! I think more people still believe Bill Gates wants to give them money for doing stuff with e-mail. I will bestow credit upon tricky ideas used to garner your attention but this wouldn’t even accomplish it’s goals. Even if it were a girl’s name I wouldn’t think of opening that message. Not only is Spam getting more frequent but it’s just getting dumb. And another thing…
Oh wait.
It says “Escape To Your Own Private Bath With DOVE”
Nevermind.
