American Everything
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if everything in life was decided like a Simon Cowell show?
Lunch
Simon: Mr. Big Mac, do you even know what meat is?
Paula: I think he’s cute, that bit of lettuce is ironic, it’s hilarious
Randy: I think the price is good, accurately reflects his qualities
Buying A Car
Paula: I like the color
Randy: Good fuel efficiency
Simon: You’d need the jaws of life to get me into that thing
How You Die
Simon: Hit by a bus?! Don’t you think you should have gone with something more original?
Paula: *sobs uncontrollably*
Randy: I’d like to see it again
Who You Marry
Simon: Are you a woman? Frankly with that chest I can’t tell
Paula: I think she’s sweet
Randy: I’m sorry, I have to go with Simon on this one *high fives Simon*
I’ve never actually watched American Idol, did I capture their essence? I admit this is not my best work, submit yours!
